Day 23....

Day 23 - Something You Crave...

Yeah. Chocolate. Every. Day. Love. It.

I'm like bloody Augustus Gloop.

"Save some room for later, Augustus"

Ohhhhhh. I am on health. No chocolate. No. No. No.

Easter (and puppies!!) Whoop!

My word. I am so looking forward to Easter. More than I have ever looked forward to anything. EVER. I get to eat chocolate. I get to eat take out. I get to do some other things that have been banned (kind of ha ha) over lent. Ah ha lent. In your face. I am so glad you will be going. But. I know that this year I have done so so so well. And I am very proud of myself.

I would like to say a big shout out to everyone else I know that has been uber good over lent. I dont know about you bloggers... but in my normal everyday life. That would just be Me and Zoe.

The boy does not count. He's rubbish at lent. But I am glad because otherwise I wouldnt have as much fun. hahaha.

Here's to eating everything chocolate til I pass out.*



*NB. I don't condone eating dogs. Even if they are chocolate in colour. I ♥ Dogs.

To prove I ♥ Dogs... The top 5 best best best dogs..... (Oh dear am I really scraping the barrel for the things to blog about?!?!!?)

Bull dog. Oh yes. Fat Face.

St Bernard. Roll over Beethoven. You ain't no friend of mine...But I wish you were....

Bertie Bassett. Why you look so glum chum?

Newfoundland. Like a big bear. Genius.

Saved the best for last... Old English Sheepdog. My familys dog of choice. I will find some old photos of my actual dogs. Nowt better than blowdrying your dogs hair.

Come to think about it... Blowdrying my hair makes me look like an Old English Sheepdog.

You know what they say.....

And just for good measure... to make everyones day... because everyone loves a puppy(and if you dont you are dead inside)... The top 5 best best bestest dogs... in puppy form!

Hope everyone is having a lovely Wednesday. I kind of am. xx

Is it wrong...

...That I have spent a fair bit of the day writing a letter to Robbie Keane and decorating the envelope? There is a reason for my madness... If I get a response I will say. If I don't I will lock that up in the cupboard of embarrassing things I have done in my time and say nothing.

I'm tired and mardy today. Argument at 3am. Sat on my step and cried so hard I got cramp under my ribs. That's never happened before. Must be the Bikram Yoga ughh.

Cried myself to sleep and felt like crying the moment I woke up. Disgraceful.

This blog is turning into a whole lot of anything. I am sorry. Variety is the spice of life yeah?

I HATE LENT.

Had some of these earlier to make me feel better....

They're ok yeah but NO. They didnt cut it. Feel miserable... STILL.

I think I am the last person actually taking this lent seriously. Yeah thats a dig at the boy. He's rubbish at lent.

All I wanna do is go to wherever THIS man is just sit down and make him make me all his chocolatey recipes and just bask in chocolatey goodness and then die. Of a big fat chocolate induced heart attack.

Oh Bitsssssy. Cheer the FUCK up.

OK. As a method of cheer up-ness....

Check out

Em Cartoons

I love them. They remind me so much of me and Lar....

Hope your Wednesday is going better than mine xx

Irish Goodness

So on the boys return from Ireland I received a few amazing bars of chocolate and a penny whistle which was my surprise. Ooooh maybe I will actually try and learn it and be rather impressive. It has instructions you know. Maybe I wont. Haha. Can you imagine... "Oh boyyy check me out! *plays penny whistle while doing some kind of embarrassing mum dance* how do you like me noowwwww?" Cue boy running to the hills whilst trying to stifle nervous laughs hahaha.

And as much as I thought he was amazing for all that and making me the best sandwich in the world on thursday after he had been travelling all.day.long. and giving me amazing hugs while he smelled of holiday showers and was all beautiful and hot hot hot. We still had an argument on the weekend and now I am sure he hates me.

Damn it. Why cant I uphold the goodness.

Oh dear...

The boy brought round chocolate and diet coke. I think I love him.

He wins me over with a smile. Rubbish. I have a feeling this is going to end terribly hahah. Need to make more cakes.

GET A GRIP BITSY

It's 12.58am.....

....And the internet is being an ASSHOLE.

I thought I would take a couple of little pictures as I went along tonight...hahaha. I was a bit bored. Not as bored as you will be if you ever come to take time to read this...

Yeah, so. This is my workspace. Small. But cute. I'm addicted to Frijj right now. Its the only thing that keeps me going throughout this soup challenge. I frickin love chocolate... And then I pottered about baking and what and this is what came out of the oven...

Then I pottered a bit more and iced and so on and this is what happened. A bit lame to be honest but its late and the colours dont go too well I needed a darker green for the writing but I didnt have one. I thought about scrapping green and blue but they are the colours he likes so no.



OOOH! And just so you know these little babies are simple vanilla sponge cupcake with vanilla buttercream BUT inside they are packed with Nutella. OH YEAH. Just to give the old boy a little treat. Gramps has got a sweet tooth! (That's not even a lie. He only has ONE tooth. Hahahah. Funniest thing you'll see, yet also the grossest. I'll try and snap him munching the cake. It's not funny to laugh at old people. Or is it?)

Oh I'd like to say I am sleepy. But my head is just full of thoughts. Meh.


(Endless Love : Diana Ross & Lionel "All Night Long" Ritchie)