Monday, 30 January 2012

NEW BLOG!!!

Hey all!
I have a new blog...

Please come look and follow... Its nice I promise xxx

www.bitsyscrusade.blogspot.com

thanksssss

Monday, 4 July 2011

America.... FUCK YEAH!

Hello to my Americans.

Just a quick note to wish y'all Happy 4th of July.

I hope you all enjoy yourself. Let off some fireworks. Eat some good food. Hang out with family and friends.

In the words of Andrew WK.... Party HARD.

Have fun xx

I think I am giving up this blog....

Im going to start a new blog. A fresh one.
Is it bad that I cannot bear to read back through these posts for all the bad and good memories that I managed to fill it with even though it was only supposed to be for my cupcakes?

I dont know if anyone reads this any more and I wouldnt blame you if you didnt... because I rarely post and when I do its crap. But if anyone does, thats lovely and thanks for the support.

The new blog will be pretty and not full of heartfelt emotion as it seems that it will only cause more pain when you read back.

Bastards.

Anyway.... Onwards and upwards!

I will aim to be mildly amusing.

I will post here when I start the new one...

Much love xxx

Tuesday, 31 May 2011

I havent started yet...

...and I know this....

I didnt give a date.

Dont judge me.

Its all about the element of surprise.


I am so freaking lazy.

Thursday, 26 May 2011

And I'm back with a bang!

Its been sooooo long since I last posted and still I am in a weird place. So I am going to do this





Basically youre supposed to take a picture every day and try not to use ones you have already taken.

I have no idea about proper photos and I only have my iphone. But its better than doing nothing.

We'll see. I will probably be a bit slow at posting. But lets give it a go hey!!


Much love dear dear followers... xx

Thursday, 16 December 2010

Bitsys Birthday

So... Its that time again.

I didnt get a Bassett Hound puppy which is what I asked for. Instead. I got a coldsore.

I'm trying to be upbeat.

Also... So far as I know noone has made me a cake... but hey its still early.

And I have already got some sweeeeet presents. xx


Monday, 22 November 2010

Heavy Metal Delight....

So hopefully the insurance people are sending me and Lar a cheque to cover all the bits we lost in the 'Great Robbery of 2010'. Well. They say this. They also say they sent it first class post last Wednesday but we are yet to receive it.

So I haven't decided where my loathe lies yet. Royal Mail or the insurers. Id like to say I have faith in the Royal Mail and it couldn't possibly be them. It is the Queens service after all. But I have a feeling if I actually said that out loud I would have to eat my words and then yeah. I hate eating my words.

But I am depending on that cheque a little too much really. My phone has been cut off. Yea readers. That's how bad it is, it wasn't even that much of a bill. But it was slightly more than normal due to being in Miami for a bit and being an avid texter. What are normally all inclusive text messages then turn into 40p a message text messages and then you realise you are a bit screwed. But yes, I digress, it went out the bank at the end of the month when there's no money there and ding! returned payment and no other money. Therefore I now no longer have the phone or the Internet. I feel like a social leper.

Orange phone company. I was gonna send you cakes. I retract my cakes now. HA.

I also have a parking ticket. But the boy is gonna pay that for me. Its my own fault really carelessly parking with my back wheels not quite in the lines. Parking Nazis.

I should always stick to my motto. If its in the lines its fine. Even if its on the wonk. Or really close to the line or, you know, upside down. As long as its in the lines its fine.

It was late, the road was empty. I didn't think the parking Nazi would be out in the bleak mid winter at 10pm down a back street on a Friday. My error.

But apart from that. Everything is gravy. Back to Miami on Saturday. Niceeee. Only for a couple of days mind but I don't mind. I will go anywhere!

Friday night I thought I would be good and stay in and have a bath and a relax but I couldn't relax. So I went to see Kam. We decided as the boys were out being boys we would have a little drink and play rockband. Thant turned into competing hard core on rockband and downing shots of tequila when we thought we had played bad ass and deserved it hahah. The boys came home and it all went to pot. Apparently we weren't that good to the everyday onlooker. Well we liked it so what?! Haha.

I was supposed to get up Saturday morning to go to hot yoga at 10am. Instead....I stayed in bed. Had some toast. Much more appetising than sweating out tequila in a room full of bears disguised as men in speedos.

Saturday I was good. Went to Soundhouse to watch Dethonator. If you like a bit of metal. Check these guys. I think they are the most awesome thing to come out of Leicester. At first I was biased as I used to be good pals with the drummer but I am hooked. They truly are awesome and Jim the singer is immense. I have never seen someone hold notes as sick as he does live.

Oh and also!Karl Phillips & The Midnight Ramblers. Also siiiiiick.

They are a weird one but I defy you to catch these guys live and not want to get in on it. They are like a hip hop band. Karl Phillips kills it and then they smash it on the instruments. Truly talented. You know when you watch something and it just looks so easy. Its like that. It looks easy, it looks fun. To be honest. I just wanted to be in the band.



ANYWAY.... off on a tangent. I didn't drink. I baked. I got loads of pics to put on here but, again waiting for the cheque, so I can replace my little laptop of dreams and get my photos out there.

There are some cracking bits I have been doing and its Christmas again so the cute shit is gonna come out!


Then Sunday got up early had a run and then made a roast with Kam for when the boys got back from football. It mostly went good. The yorkshires went a bit wrong. We didn't have a bun tin so we used cupcake cases and that didn't work. Also. I don't think the oven was hot enough hahah. SO the boy saved the day with a quick jog round to the spar and a bag of Aunt Bessies under one arm. Picto and him also brought dessert. I think I fell in love last night. Properly. When the boy dished out choc fudge cake and flake ice cream, in man portions.

We then played rockband til our eyes fell out. If I never hear Painkiller by Judas Priest again I will be a happy girl.


And she goes to bed happy. Zzzzzzzzzzzz

Wednesday, 10 November 2010

Exciting New Things....

Yo!
Whats up bloggers! Its been a while aint it. Just coming to the end of another frantic period at work so thought I would update you qick on whats going on...

Exciting things:
I have been fully quit smoking for over 3 weeks now!
I have taken up jogging AND zumba!
The insurance should be sending us some money through so I can replace my beautiful lil pink netbook and get back to posting for you!
Eating a wee bit healthier than before... or not as much... or something....
Drinking a shit load more water.
Tryin to be cooler. (Ha)

Well that was a lame comeback post wasnt it. Better than no comeback post at all... hmmmmmmm.

Friday, 8 October 2010

Miami

So... It's 6am and I am waiting for a man to pick to pick me up and take me to the airport cuz work are sending me to Miami!!! Yes!!!!! See you later England and all your rain!!!! Xxxx

Thursday, 30 September 2010

I've been robbed...

By a little old lady on a motorised cart....
- Dumb & Dumber....

But no. My house was actually robbed. and amongst other things my laptop was thieved.

So posting is hard. and few and far between.

Sorry.

How rubbish xx

Tuesday, 21 September 2010

Selling at the Soundhouse


Haha. You can't go far wrong with a well made poster and a 14+ gig!

Cupcake Sale...

Beanstalk Nursery Open Day....

















Look how pretty they are!

The kids loved it...

The nursery workers... not so much.

Picture this...

Kids cracked up on sugar bouncing on a bouncy castle. Faces all painted all psychadelic.
Screaming and shouting for all their lives are worth.

Winner.

.Best Conversation of the Day.

Little girl: Are those real cakes?
Me: Yep.
Little Girl: (eyes wide like saucers) WOW.

Going to the Chapel.........

Another lovely and decent man... Off the market.

But married to a stunning lucky lady non the less.

Ginger Dave.

The One. The Only.

(just like Chesney Hawkes said)








xxx congratulation to the newly weds xxx

30th Birthday Cupcakes

My absolute darling Irish boy Chris... the other Irish boy... wanted some cupcakes for his friend Beccy's birthday. He'd been a general boy and rubbish at communication and hadnt seen her in a while so wanted to make it up and what better way...



3 white choc & raspberry

3 vanilla stuffed with nutella

Deeeelish.

Out and About Selling Cupcakes.........

Please excuse the decidedly dodgy iPhone pictures... the lights were low....

The Booze Fusion Festival, The Vic Bikers Pub, Coalville



Big bikers love the cake!

Fabulous Dress of Dreams....

So you wanted a picture....

...That's all you're gettin'!
haha

Friday, 17 September 2010

FABULOUS NEWS....

I bought a dress ages ago... even stretching to a year ago maybe... and it was too small. But it was so pretty I thought... "No way is that going back!" So I kept it.

Well today is a good day.

Because... today it fits. If anything... Its kinda loose.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Thursday, 16 September 2010

Day 28...

Day 28- a picture of you from last year and now, how have you changed since then?

Last year... Having it at Fubar... 80's styleee

This year... Drunk... Sodden... Summer Sundae Festival... Hugging boys

I wouldnt say I have changed much.

Except I think my hair is slightly better at the moment.
I had it cut shortly after that foray into the 80s.

I am still acting like a child. And I love it.

I'm still working where I worked.


I make more cupcakes though...

Tuesday, 14 September 2010

Day 27...

Day 27... Why Are You Doing This 30 Day Thing.

I am doing this because.... Its something to write about ain't it.

I was losing the will to live blog wise. And I didn't know what to put - no offence - so when I saw this I thought well may as well. Now. I don't know if anyone actually even frickin looks at it as it may be as boring as watching paint dry but hey, I'm making the effort aren't I.


Thought you could learn some more about me. And I could learn some more about people who are doing it. Haven't even had chance to look though yet. So that makes me the wanker.

But I will.


I thought I may be able to get rid of some of my stress/ anger/ upset whatever there is inside this silly brain of mine.


Who know.....

Lynsey Quincifer Wilkins!!!


Are you reading this?!?! I got your FB message but I only clocked it on my ipod phone as I was leaving the house in a rush and then I forgot and I am trying to get it at work but my phone is a complete pile of dog shit so will not connect to the Internet unless there's a wireless connection I can connect to. So I will look later on and reply!

I will now know if anyone reads this...


Your iPhone says it has free Internet right? Well mine does anyhow... but for some reason it now will no longer connect. Am I supposed to ring Orange? And tell them? Am I being robbed?


Hmmmm....

Day 26....

Day 26.... What Do You Think Of Your Friends...



I. Think. My. Friends. Are. Wonderful.



Enough said.



In fact. Not enough said....



I would like to say that...

I would be quite happy to be snowed into a place for a year if all my friends were there and we ha d a nice supply of food and drink. I can safely say that I would be happy with them without the food and the drink etc but to be fair I don't want to have to sit there and pull straws as to who is gonna eat who first.